mike (don_negro) wrote,

I apologize in advance for the inner workings of my brain

Beth: (looking in the refrigerator) So, we have green beans in two separate bags.
Mike: Yeah, some are wiltier than others. The beans in the plastic bag have a wilty outlook, but the ones in the paper bag are older; they're more of a Eudora wilty.

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