Now I study for and take three or four tests in the next 90 days, and give this place the fond farewell it so richly deserves. Then I work my ass to the bone for a couple of years. Get used to seeing me in a suit, as I'll probably be more interesting in spending my remaining shreds of freedom with my friends than in changing clothes.
I'll be licensed to provide any financial thing you can think of - stocks, bonds, mutual funds, insurance, tax help, estate planning. You want it, I'll have it.
And so we take the next step.